Just Your Friendly Neighborhood Black Guy

Michael Moore

Theatre fan despite not being a theatre major, Foo Fighters fan, anime fan, spiderman fan, and just a fan of a lot of stuff I guess. I'll complain a lot and laugh a lot along with other emotional stuff or whatever. To sum stuff up I'm just your friendly neighborhood black guy.

"White people are always like, ‘Come on! It wasn’t us!’ Like they want black people to forget everything. Like every year, white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say ‘Slavery was 400 years ago!’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago. That’s two 70 year old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy. And it’s not like slavery ended and then everything has been amazing. Like it just ended like a clean shit where you don’t even have to wipe… just boom. And it’s just been parades and presents ever since. […] And by the way, white people have our own thing; stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope with—like when they took our slaves away! That was really hard for us… so it’s pretty even. "

— Louis C.K. (via funkw0rm)

taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme

filichink22:

Yes, please! :)

Grayson's 2013 Graduation

Speaker: Let's look back at our accomplishments as a class. Remember when we did "Brookwood Where You At"?
Class of 2012: Bitch please!

(Source: broslavski)

I don’t know why but this song always picks me up on a bad day and I could play it any day lol

(Source: Spotify)

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d)

galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

(Source: dysphoriadaughter)

(Source: teenmermaid)